Recent Developments (Dec 31st):

I normally like to try to make new DP audiobook releases a surprise, but I think I just need to put this out there since I basically didn't produce anything at all this year, and I get a lot of questions asking if I've quit making audiobooks. The answer is absolutely no, I am still working on the next chapter and it's going to be very special and very different from anything else I've done so far. I've had a lot of personal stuff getting in the way for a while now but I haven't forgotten about Dirty Potter, and I plan to release the new chapter late January or early February. The frameworks for fuckbeak and friends chapter pee are mostly finished but there are a few more things that need to be done that will take extra time so please be patient, I think it will be worth the wait.

Coming soon:
New website - Blargh!
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